I ran across this article just now and thought it was funny, really. A rare species of penguin was found off the coast of Australia, tired after it apparently swam a long way long way from where it was. And what does it get for it's troubles? Check out the story here:



Sex next for rescued 'Groucho Marx' penguin



The DVD should be out shortly with a bonus scene of the threesome that you KNOW will happen. Actually, it seems like he's not complaining much... Then again, I probably wouldn't mind myself, knowing me.