So you're all my people, and I care about you in some form or fashion, but some of you have been saying that you don't know me at all. I guess there's some truth to this, but everything I put on this blog is pretty much me. This is not a personal blog per se, but it does deal with me personal likes & dislikes. On the off chance that this is not enough, I offer up these rules of dealing with me. Chances are, I will meet you in person one day. :)
1) If you ever want to get on my bad side, treat me like I'm stupid. Please! This, folks, is up there with trying to end my life or hurting someone I care about. There are a couple of other things, but you get the idea. Example: You supposedly quit smoking. I ask you when the last time you did. You tell me you hadn't puffed in a year, yet you smell like a chimney and I see smoke coming out of your mouth, you lying. That is an automatic 2 on a 3 count.
2) I might not be the easiest person to get to know, but I might be worth it. :)
3) I'm very hard on myself, deal with it.
4) If I say I'm going to do something, I have every honest intention of doing so. Please don't hold it against me. If I keep doing it, talk to me, because,
5) I'm not that fragile that I will break if you tell me how you feel. However...
6) I will feel like breaking something if ALL you do is complain. And it's a safe enough bet that I won't be listening to you half the time.
7) Never get high off your own supply. I dislike people who are full of themselves. Call me crazy. By the way,
8) I am not full of myself. If you have ever believed that, you don't know me at all (see #'s 2 & 3).
9) Did I mention that I don't like being played for stupid? Ok. Just making sure.
10) I have a degree from Paranoi U. It stays on the shelf until needed. It is NOT always out or being used. If I am paranoid, there's usually a damn good reason whether you want to admit to it or not.(see #1)
11) If I have my back turned to you while you are talking and I don't acknowledge you, change the conversation. I don't care. This is especially true if #6 in effect. If on the phone, you take your chances. :)
12) Talk to me, Dammit! I can't read your mind, but I do know what you're thinking. ;) (see #5)
13) I should NOT be expected to pull things from you that you and I both know are there or has happened. Just get it out and let's get it over with. (see #'s 1, 5, 9, & 12)
14) #'s 12 & 13 does not go both ways. Deal with it! :)
15) On that, if you are already feeling some kinda way, how I feel is not important. I don't care what you say.
16) Should have been number one to me: Don't ask a question you really don't want the answer to! I will answer. You may not like it. You'll be pissed & so will I. You have been warned. There are stipulations if #15 is in effect.
17) I should not be expected to do anything I really don't want to do. There could be some resentment. And should I ask the same, don't get mad.
18) I know my faults. I know when I do wrong. I do NOT need them constantly pointed out.
19) If you think I'm talking about you could be right, but you're probably wrong. I will make sure that you know when I am.* :)
Following these rules won't get you mad bread to break up, but we on the hand will be cool as a cucumber. And isn't that more important? :)
* - This goes for anything said in this post. It's not directed towards anyone....Unless you think so. That, I can't help.
(EDIT)
Not a Philosopher, but I think very deeply
1) If you ever want to get on my bad side, treat me like I'm stupid. Please! This, folks, is up there with trying to end my life or hurting someone I care about. There are a couple of other things, but you get the idea. Example: You supposedly quit smoking. I ask you when the last time you did. You tell me you hadn't puffed in a year, yet you smell like a chimney and I see smoke coming out of your mouth, you lying. That is an automatic 2 on a 3 count.
2) I might not be the easiest person to get to know, but I might be worth it. :)
3) I'm very hard on myself, deal with it.
4) If I say I'm going to do something, I have every honest intention of doing so. Please don't hold it against me. If I keep doing it, talk to me, because,
5) I'm not that fragile that I will break if you tell me how you feel. However...
6) I will feel like breaking something if ALL you do is complain. And it's a safe enough bet that I won't be listening to you half the time.
7) Never get high off your own supply. I dislike people who are full of themselves. Call me crazy. By the way,
8) I am not full of myself. If you have ever believed that, you don't know me at all (see #'s 2 & 3).
9) Did I mention that I don't like being played for stupid? Ok. Just making sure.
10) I have a degree from Paranoi U. It stays on the shelf until needed. It is NOT always out or being used. If I am paranoid, there's usually a damn good reason whether you want to admit to it or not.(see #1)
11) If I have my back turned to you while you are talking and I don't acknowledge you, change the conversation. I don't care. This is especially true if #6 in effect. If on the phone, you take your chances. :)
12) Talk to me, Dammit! I can't read your mind, but I do know what you're thinking. ;) (see #5)
13) I should NOT be expected to pull things from you that you and I both know are there or has happened. Just get it out and let's get it over with. (see #'s 1, 5, 9, & 12)
14) #'s 12 & 13 does not go both ways. Deal with it! :)
15) On that, if you are already feeling some kinda way, how I feel is not important. I don't care what you say.
16) Should have been number one to me: Don't ask a question you really don't want the answer to! I will answer. You may not like it. You'll be pissed & so will I. You have been warned. There are stipulations if #15 is in effect.
17) I should not be expected to do anything I really don't want to do. There could be some resentment. And should I ask the same, don't get mad.
18) I know my faults. I know when I do wrong. I do NOT need them constantly pointed out.
19) If you think I'm talking about you could be right, but you're probably wrong. I will make sure that you know when I am.* :)
Following these rules won't get you mad bread to break up, but we on the hand will be cool as a cucumber. And isn't that more important? :)
* - This goes for anything said in this post. It's not directed towards anyone....Unless you think so. That, I can't help.
(EDIT)
Not a Philosopher, but I think very deeply
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